His Terribleness, Franco.
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there is no way Rose is tech literate. mans dresses like a Victorian baron. I bet he couldn’t care less about what his social media site is called, he just lets the marketing team decide for him because he’s too busy trying to crack Eternatus out of its egg.
Lysandre, though? He’s tech literate as hell. He’s the head of a smartphone company. And his whole thing is that he’s preoccupied with BEAUTY and will for sure go out of his way to burn a social media app down to prove a point, like how he makes smartphones + leads an evil team but also owns a cafe for some reason?? Weird ass acquisitions just like Elon Musk.
Lysandre for sure cares about having app branding that’s “sleek”, “modern”, “cutting-edge” or whatever. He wants elegance. And what’s more stupidly “sleek” than a single letter and a black-and-white logo? Hell, he owns a cafe that is All One Single Shade Of Crimson. His evil team’s logo is one simple shape with one single color in it.
Look at that. It barely looks like a flame. That could be some guy’s pompadour. Lysandre is the KING of tackily oversimplified (including his barebones villain arc) and would TOTALLY rebrand Twitter to X.
That’s all I have to say go vote for Lysandre
people at bulba hq are discussing this too LOL and they mostly agree w lysandre doing this fwiw
Just so you know, when you say “everyone at bulba hq”, this is how I picture y’all:
She’s been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she’s very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I’ve been Earth’s one and only… Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she’s been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren’t giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they’ve added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don’t interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her*
Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he’s dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can’t save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people’s hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can’t, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor’s heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That’d be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How’s the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Eluria: Don’t mess with my time off :p
