His Terribleness, Franco Zamora.
Nicknames Gallery: Koala, Giggles, Lesbian Fingers, Texas Lightning, Francooco, Cocoa de Frankenfurt, Phillip, Mr. Numerator, Chico, Brains, Ulysses, Scott Pilgrim, Ted Mosby, Watson.
Current location: Ellensburg, Washington.
Hometown: Laredo, Texas.
English Writing Major / Writer extraordinaire.
Feelings hooker Psychology major.
Texan with no accent.
Mexican with no language.
Former leader of the rebellion.
Arch-nemesis of Irony.
Currently on a quest to sleep a lot, have weird adventures, and maybe fall in love. Negotiable.
Upholder of autumn and chocolate.
Child of the apocalypse.
~The Soul Alchemist